He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself.
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”
behold the happiest bear
the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this
because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve
^That commentary is very important.
are you asking me to murder popes?
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?
Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.
with a cock like that? of course!
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
She got them